absolutely the worst movie ever

just when you thought it was safe to watch a movie, hollywood churns out yet another mind-blowing shit eating movie called Sunshine..i should have taken the hint and ran in front of a moving semi when i saw the title, but i thought i should give it a shot since Michelle Yeoh was acting in it...so i went to watch it.

it sucked so bad...its like watching a granny blowjob a llama..its that good...after watching it i got diarrhea for a month, forced to purge myself of the bullshit i inhaled and absorbed during the 10-course shit-fest that lasted over an hour...here is the breakdown:-

1.) the world is going to end, because the sun's burning out..so they think of an idea.."hah, why don't we just send an atomic bomb (or something like that) to the sun so that it'll start burning again?" - so, if your car has no petrol, just change the spark plugs and you're good to go...

2.) the story is about the second team trying to 'bomb' the sun..even when the fate of the whole world depends on them, they can't get it right the first time...morons...we're doomed

3.)the second team manages to screw things up too, thanks to some miscalculation..why? is the battery in your calculator out? jackass...

4.) they encounter a member of the first team who is half-cooked, by the way and naked (oooo...) and he starts killing the members of the second team....by this time most of the audience are already in a coma....but i continue to stay awake...

5.) the story ends up in everyone dying...what the hell? why don't they just show Big Bird raping the hell out of Ernie...that would be much more entertaining...

ahh..to hell with one word titled shows...


This movie has been awarded with the prestigious "One Hell of a Cunt Movie" Award along with other movies such as The Departed, The Juror and the complete Harry Potter series.