More Stupid Ads

SenQ Ad - The one where a mother is sad because her entire family just ditched her to either watch football or eat supper (obviously by lying to her in the first place). This just goes to show you that advertising companies are getting desperate by the day. What shit ad is that? It starts by saying "the living room is the heart of the family" (or something like that...i don't really care). In order to solve your family's lying problem, according to the ad, you should get a new tele because your family's pure 100% shit and they probably grew up on a mountain somewhere and haven't seen a flat screen tele before. Therefore, in excitement, they'll stay home the whole day for the rest of their lives to watch tele with you. Lying problem solved. Nice one dickheads.

Astro Max Ad #1 - The one with the old hag of a mother trying to watch her favourite chinese show. Now, this is what i don't get, if you don't watch your stupid chinese show, will you die? She looks so sad because she couldn't watch her crappy show. Bitch. Just cook the damn meals and leave the TV to the men. Besides that, those stupid spoilt children of hers, flipping channels while others are watching. They should get butchered. Damn kids. Fucking hate spoilt brats. String 'em up for godsakes.


The boy, trying to seduce the girl with crappy art.


The horny little bitch, if only her parents knew where she cycles. Fuck

Astro Max Ad #2 - The one with two young kids in it. There is a young boy looking out the window when he spots a young girl on a bicycle passing by. He uses his Astro Max to replay some stupid art show so he can make lame art pieces to impress her. What the hell? Firstly, any ad with kids in it is stupid. Kids are dumb, all they need is a healthy consistant portion of ass kicking. Secondly, what sort of image are you Astro jerks trying to portray? That it's good for kids who haven't reached puberty, to start dating? Morons. You suck. WELL, BAN ALL VIOLENT/POLITICAL/RELIGIOUS/SEXUAL MOVIES, because they're polluting the minds of young people. But leave these stupid suggestive ads on the air. GOOD JOB NUMBNUTS !!

ps. those alcohol ads in cinemas ( which you dumb ass people also approved ) is just great. i can see it now, a little boy waiting for Toy Story to start would go "Mom, whats that? Oh dear, it's just some drink you'll drink when you grow up and after that, you'll end up killing 17 people in a 7 car pile-up"