need more friends?

i was checking my mail recently and i noticed that i have been tagged...as it turns out, its a new 'friendster' sort of online shit-base that allows you to get more friends...more friends? yes please...thats all i need..more 'friends' whom i don't know and don't give a shit about..

i hate friendster...its bullshit...why go out and spend time with your friends when you can send them crappy testimonials and comments that are full of lies and bullshit...whats that for? everywhere i go, i see people obsessed with friendster or myspace...why?

i know now, its because they're lifeless and they want to feel as if they're needed and connected to a whole bunch of phoney friends...its like you have wireless internet in your brain, just that it only takes you to one URL..how stupid...

somehow people like to be 'hooked up'. its always 'hook me up some time' or 'let me know if you're in town, i'll hook you up". so the whole 'hook-me-up' sense is cleverly incorporated in friendster..this is evident with the sign showing how you're connected to a stranger though your best friend..yeah thanks for more of that 6 degree bullshit...

too all you people who think you need more friends, remember this, those friends don't need you...they're just doing what you're doing, adding you to increase their friendship portfolio...what a bunch of losers.