shit books

'chicken soup for the soul' - what the hell is this? a secret chicken soup recipe? no...its just some dumb book....actually self-improvement books are as stupid as plastic surgery...its all cosmetics...aka outside...deep down inside you're still the same selfish jerk....you're never going to change, you just want to look like you've tried and failed, so you can use it as an excuse to get laid (sympathetic sex). Initially the book puts you down, you're no good..you suck..see? you can't even make decent chicken soup....why are you alive? you should be dead.... then in the second chapter, its rebuilding time..time to heal yourself...time to improve...BAH!!

who gives a shit...you're probably a rich asshole with too much money buying shit books like this to show the world that you're open minded and like everyone else, are trying to improve yourself...oh how comforting..."Mr so and so is so rich, yet he thinks he's a complete failure" failure? clearly you are dumb and have no idea what failure is...

please stop trying to be cute and buy shit books like self improving/enrichment/gospel bullshit that mashes your logic...its all a marketing ploy...if the authors are so selfless, and genuinely want to help you get richer, sexier or whatever the hell you feel you're lacking, why not give you the damn book......

stupid people deserve to get cheated....

ps. why not have a book called 101 ways to kill a cat? that would be awesome, not to mention more useful