Monday, 28 May 2007

tongue piercing

there are a lot of stupid things a human being can do. but the one that takes the cake is tongue piercing. thats not only lame, its stupid too. what is the whole idea? 50 years ago, some dumb jerk must have give a rivet gun a blow job when it fired one through his tongue...and it became a fad...

and so 50 years later, human beings, much more civilized felt that they want to be more in control of their lives and started piercing their tongues in rebellion...i have a really good question for you dumbasses, what happens when you drink really cold/hot water? never thought of that huh? i guess there's a lot you haven't thought about rite assholes...

some of them claim that it enhances the sexual experience. for those of you who are dumb and most probably single, it means that it makes a blowjob feel better..or sort of..here's another question, enhance the sexual pleasure? i thought that was viagra..

i guess its cool if a girl pierces her tongue, she must be a bimbo anyway so if a thin piece of metal helps improve her self esteem (or so she thinks) its fine with me. but when a guy pierces his tongue, thats GAY...nice piercing man..now blow me..what sort of straight guy will pierce his tongue? whats the use if you're straight? in case you have to do the occasional blow job routine? maybe you're not that straight after all....well that makes you GAY then...

ps. have you ever heard of tetanus? no? Good...

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