Monday, 28 May 2007

Word up 50, or should i say Maniam?

Ever wondered how wannabes and wallabies sound so alike? Maybe its because they have the same mentality or IQ. Especially nigga wannabes. Hate them. There are a few kinds of nigga wannabes.

Firstly, there is the Indian kind. Basically, they're Indian people who aren't happy being indian, so they think since they're 'black' and they've got short hair (or no hair), why not try to look like something else? They start off with large bling-blings (such a nice name for a stupid item, bling-blings? whoever created that name must have out done himself this time. can't we just call it piko-piki instead? at least the spelling looks cool, morons) then they move on to singlets and baggy pants. Thats fine, until the bandana and baseball cap is added to the outfit. Now you're completely a jerk. Walking in tune with stupid hip-hop shit music with your earphones connected to that fake-ass Ipod look-a-like in your pocket, wedged in between your moneyless wallet and cheap mobile phone. Sad sad.

And then there's the non-Indian nigga wannabes. This is even more moronic. Firstly, you're not black, not even close to it. At least Indians are brown people, thats way closer to black than you'll ever be. Secondly, you people just don't look convincing enough to strut around like niggas. I mean niggas are badass people, not whimpy nerd looking retards. Pity pity.

Its cool that you know you're a loser and you're trying to do something about it. You're just trying too damn hard.

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