Annoying children sing-alongs

Q:What the fuck is so god damn funny?
A:Two freaks laughing at nothing.


what nerve, to even consider selling sing-alongs is retarded as it is. but to start selling children sing-a-longs is being retarded on titanic proportions. quick!! lets set up more homes for spastic and retarded people, because it seems to me that there are a lot of retarded people out there. and they surface during Chinese New Year.

why, you ask? well, just turn on your tele during Chinese New Year and you'll be entertained by 5 children lip-synching to some dumbass chinese song while wearing various chinese traditional costumes. "here's a better idea, put them in flammable suits and have one hundred people placed around them lighting cigarettes."

nobody listens to that crap shit anyway. who gives a damn if a 5 year old can pretend to sing. fuck her and fuck the person who came up with this whole idea. it's the second dumbest thing a human can do (the first being tongue piercing).

one time, i actually watched it. and there came a moment when the female lead singer held the hand of the male lead singer in a very suggestive manner(this happened right after my penis exploded out of boredom). yes, why not air animal porn instead. not the animal-animal kind like National Geographic, but the human she slut-animal kind. if you want to be suggestive, then fuck it all, go the whole ten yards. don't be pussies.

p.s. if there are any children sing-along music directors reading this, i have booked you first class tickets to hell. fuck you. and have a nice day.