Bye bye Singapore

Apparently, I am not the only one who hates Singapore. Everyone hates Singapore. For your info, Singapore managed to retain their championship title at the recent Asia's Dumbest Country Contest. No other country in Asia has held the award. Good job Singapore!

What's Singapore's problem? It's a shit small country, not even the size of Selangor. (For dumbasses like Americans, Selangor is one of the states in Malaysia, the country above Singapore). Singaporeans suck hard. They're rude, 'kiasu' and they look funny. The holy trinity of dipshitness. Bad attitude, even shittier EQ and absolutely shitty looks. Singaporeans can go to hell. If every Malaysian walked across Tuas, and took a shit on any one of Singapore's badly planned streets, Singapore will sink, in shit.


Look at the clean water. Who's thirsty?

Singaporeans drink recycled water called NEWater (refer picture above). NEWater is treated wastewater (sewage aka shit water) that has been purified using dual-membrane (via microfiltration and reverse osmosis) and ultraviolet technologies, in addition to conventional water treatment processes. Great, in laymen terms, Singaporeans drink shit water. "Taste good? Add some piss to it. Wait, it is piss."

Singaporeans are copycats. Malaysia has Sepang, they want a track, Malaysia has the tallest building, they want a tall building, Malaysia has Sunway Pyramid, they build some shit Island called Sentosa Island. Here's a question, how much land can you reclaim? The size of Latvia? Stupid Singaporean cocks.

They have no culture. It's a fusion of chinese-korean-japanese culture and a small dash of western ego. They can't dress properly, talk properly and walk properly. They have to rush everywhere they go. They love to line-up, and at the last minute, jump queue. That's what Singaporeans are, a fusion of crap.

The food sucks too. They have all sorts of shit food there. Some are called fusion food. "Fusion food? What's that? Buffalo's balls with syrup? Wow, thats really fusionistic."

So, to all Singaporeans, you live in a small ass country, with nothing much to deal with, seeing that you only have one neigbouring country, so quit bragging about how great Singapore is, because Singapore sucks real bad for it's size. Go to hell.

Things I hate about Singapore:
1.) Singaporeans
2.) Sentosa Island
3.) NEWater
4.) Singapore Zoo
5.) Singapore Airlines
6.) The post office in Singapore
7.) Pasir Ris
8.) Jurong Bird Park
9.) Bedok
10.) Marina Bay
11.) Night Safari
12.) Singapore Crocodilarium
13.) National Museum
14.) Reptile Park
15.) Orchard Road
16.) MRT
17.) Takashimaya
18.) Double-decker buses
19.) Roti Prata (a mutant form of Roti Canai)
20.) Tampines Mall
21.) Anything that comes from Singapore, i.e. cars, food, women, money, anything and everything Singaporean.

Cheers Singapore, here's to 50 more years of good health and prosperity. May Good Fortune Rain Upon You.

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