I hate Harry Potter

I hate Harry Potter. He's a dickhead. And the shit cock magic tricks he pulls off usually doesn't work. And his friends. Arghh..how they all adore him. Fuck holes. He's stupid. He can't fight for shits. Even when he poses with his wand, he looks like a queer. Only morons of the highest order will pay to watch the movies. The little crack in my wall will provide me more entertainment than those stupid crap movies. Somehow, they have managed to market a bloody stupid idea to you people, and you bought it like stupid jackasses. How do you people feel now? I'm sure you feel about as smart as my foot right now. Good. Go to hell.

10 reasons why I hate Harry Potter movies:-



1.) Daniel Radcliffe. This geek looks like shit. Come on, can't they cast someone with slightly better looks to play Harry Potter? Someone like this fella below. He'll do a great job with the character for sure.



2.) There aren't any titties in the movie. Why? Because the entire movie is acted by a group of underaged children and old saggy bitches. So here are your options, little immature titties or sand filled rotting vaginas. Take your pick.

3.) There aren't any titties.

4.) There aren't any titties.

5.) Somehow, Harry Pooter is a faggot. Noticed how i spelled Pooter? Who cares fag? You won't even need a wand to kick his ass. All you need is a tooth pick. Jerk.

6.) They promote underage romance but leave out the 'full frontals'. What the heck man? If you're going to plant the thought in our head, might as well show us the fruit. Crater cunts.

7.) There aren't any titties.

8.) The plot sucks. Fairy Pooter's parents, oops, i mean't Fanny Pooper's parents died by the bad guy. What's the idiots name...ah, Voldemort. Stupid lame ass name. So i'll call him Waldermart. So Waldermart kills them and because of their love for their faggot son, Fanny didn't die. What the fuck? Stupid stupid stupid. J.K. Rowling is a stupid old hag. Sorry, went off the topic there. So since Waldermart couldn't kill Fanny Pooper, he sets on a quest to kill him. Ah, fuck off. Pooper's such a dick, he'll probably kill himself during masturbation.

9.) There aren't any titties.

10.) J. K. Rowling is an old hag.



So there you have it, 10 reasons why Fanny Pooper movies suck balls.