Akon : Ultimate suckage
AKON SUCKS BALLS
What happens when you fuse a talentless asshole with gangster wannabe/ghetto bullshit and some gay elements? You get Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam. If translated properly by a linguist, reads Akon. Yeah great. Whoop de doo.
What is this asshole all about? Well he's a hip-hop artist. Whats hip-hop? Who cares. It's boring, retarded and it slows your brain down. He has collaborated with other famous people like Gwen Stefani and nobody else. Why nobody else? Because he sucks.
He has released two albums, of which both are totally full of crap, mostly comprising of shitty covers of other shittier songs. And he composes too. Ever heard of his duet with Gwen? "Woo...woo..." Such deep lyrics. Great asshole, going to jail only made you famous, retard! You still are that damn dumb. He has also said that he's never used drugs. "Oh great numbnuts, what do you want? A fucking medal? Shit piece."
He's a muslim. Shit. The real reason is polygamy. For some of you who don't know anything, some Muslims practice polygamy (aka multiple wives). So that's the hell. Becoming a muslim so you can marry four bitches? Well, it beats converting for other bullshit reasons like finding the inner light or what ever. He's also a paedophile. Fourteen year-olds are his speciality. Woo Hoo!
p.s. Akon is a stupid asshole. I'd rather watch grass grow than go to any of his shit concerts. His hybrid goat singing sucks. And he looks like shit. Bah! Shit cock.
A picture of Acorn's nut, or was it brain?
What is this asshole all about? Well he's a hip-hop artist. Whats hip-hop? Who cares. It's boring, retarded and it slows your brain down. He has collaborated with other famous people like Gwen Stefani and nobody else. Why nobody else? Because he sucks.
He has released two albums, of which both are totally full of crap, mostly comprising of shitty covers of other shittier songs. And he composes too. Ever heard of his duet with Gwen? "Woo...woo..." Such deep lyrics. Great asshole, going to jail only made you famous, retard! You still are that damn dumb. He has also said that he's never used drugs. "Oh great numbnuts, what do you want? A fucking medal? Shit piece."
He's a muslim. Shit. The real reason is polygamy. For some of you who don't know anything, some Muslims practice polygamy (aka multiple wives). So that's the hell. Becoming a muslim so you can marry four bitches? Well, it beats converting for other bullshit reasons like finding the inner light or what ever. He's also a paedophile. Fourteen year-olds are his speciality. Woo Hoo!
p.s. Akon is a stupid asshole. I'd rather watch grass grow than go to any of his shit concerts. His hybrid goat singing sucks. And he looks like shit. Bah! Shit cock.
A picture of Acorn's nut, or was it brain?
1 people think i am wrong:
Akon rocks you bastard!!
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