The Best Drink in the entire Universe

No retards, it's not fucking Milo.

Budweiser, the drink for real men.

This is the king of kings. It quenches your thirst. Reboots your ego. Makes you more of a man. Increases your stamina. Makes you more potent. And best of all, I drink it. So it makes you nearly as smart as me. Calm down dickweeds, I said nearly.

So grab a can today, gulp it down as fast as possible, grab another one and repeat till you're seeing double. Then think about your car. What's the top speed? Can't remember? Here's your chance to test your car. You'll have loads of fun. Don't forget, seat belts are for wusses.

p.s. Budweiser owes me some money for this brilliant ad. I take paypal.