Fantasia Barrino has a big ass mouth
Fantasia Barrino did the impossible, she beat a white girl in a white competition. What's that bitches name again, oh yeah, Diana DeGarmo or something like that. Anyway, referring to the title of this post, how can I neglect my duties and over look Fantasia's gigantic mouth. It's like an African watering hole. Don't believe me? See it for yourself shit cocks.
And she's just smiling. Here's one of her singing.
Among my many talents are swallowing things whole. Need a demonstration? Pass me the chair over there.
What more can I say to emphasize my point? She should find ways to make her mouth smaller. Why? A large mouth tends to 'house' large amounts of saliva and can be hazardous at times, mostly during an intense conversation. Don't trust someone with a large mouth. Especially if he/she just said "I swear, I didn't take the last piece of cake in the fridge."
There are some methods to minimize the size of your mutant mouth. There's radiotherapy, cryotherapy, and kymotherapy There is also plastic surgery. Not too sure about the procedures but I am sure you can ask the doctor to perform a "mouth stapling" procedure. What can go wrong? Haven't heard of stomach stapling? It'll work just fine, unless you're broke to begin with.
In that case, for cheap bastards, there is a cheap alternative way to remove some of the many hazards that are associated with large mouths.
See, problem solved.
p.s. There is one thing I can't deny, Fantasia can sing. But never said she's good at it.
Among my many talents are swallowing things whole. Need a demonstration? Pass me the chair over there.
What more can I say to emphasize my point? She should find ways to make her mouth smaller. Why? A large mouth tends to 'house' large amounts of saliva and can be hazardous at times, mostly during an intense conversation. Don't trust someone with a large mouth. Especially if he/she just said "I swear, I didn't take the last piece of cake in the fridge."
There are some methods to minimize the size of your mutant mouth. There's radiotherapy, cryotherapy, and kymotherapy There is also plastic surgery. Not too sure about the procedures but I am sure you can ask the doctor to perform a "mouth stapling" procedure. What can go wrong? Haven't heard of stomach stapling? It'll work just fine, unless you're broke to begin with.
In that case, for cheap bastards, there is a cheap alternative way to remove some of the many hazards that are associated with large mouths.
See, problem solved.
p.s. There is one thing I can't deny, Fantasia can sing. But never said she's good at it.
2 people think i am wrong:
you have a big mouth too...
american idol stinks...
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