Fuck Darwin

Notice how much I resemble a monkey. That's it, we all come from monkeys. "Look like a monkey? Hey Charles, it's just you."

Darwin is an idiot. Evolution bullshit. If evolution really worked, we wouldn't have morons on Earth. Morons would have died together with dinosaurs. But, no, they still roam the Earth. Fucking hell. So therefore it's Darwin's fault for making a proclamation of shit. Fuck him. Even a fish monger could come up with a better baseless shit theory. Good job monkey.

p.s. People shouldn't be afraid of ghosts, dinosaurs and werewolves. They should be afraid of morons. Especially one who's about to post a very stupid comment.