I hate fat people

My housemate smells like shit. He's got the fat ass smell. The one that dogs excrete when they get wet. It smelled so bad, I had a concussion. The next time I see him, I'm going to smash his head with my balls. Some time ago, during a seminar, I accidentally sat next to this fat brotherfucker. He smelled like shit. No kidding. I kept facing the other side. At times, I completely lost my sight. It's proven that fucked up doggish odor can cause optical nerves to shut down, resulting in temporary blindness.

Anyway, enough of random shit.
What's the fat smell? Haven't experienced it? The next time you run a marathon, make sure you get close to a fat guy/girl. Get real close. Then take a huge breath. Suck in as much odor through your nose as possible. It has the same effect as wasabi.

By the way, fat people also have the fat voice. The fat voice is a thick voice that fat people usually have. It sounds like some fat ass stuffing his/her pie-hole, trying to talk to you while breathing through his/her mouth. It's fucking funny when you imitate it. You should try it. Piss fat people off. Breathe through your mouth, pinch your nose, while talking. The effect works better if you've just stuffed fifteen donuts in your mouth.

Here are most of the reasons why I hate fat people:
1.) They eat everything
2.) Fat smell
3.) Fat voice
4.) Look gross
5.) I'm superficial and shallow (so what? sue me!)

p.s. for you people who know me, and are wondering who this smelly asshole is, it's not Sivaji the Boss, it's my other room mate. Go figure.

"When in doubt, always use your nose"