Things that are pointless in the world

Here is a list of some things that don't matter:

Signaling - Nobody gives way. Even if you signal, some jerk will come right up to you, block your route and you'll be stuck, looking like a moron. So why bother to signal? Who invented the signal indicators on our cars? Whoever he is, he's a dick. A signal indicator is as important as Monopoly money. Who cares if your signal light is brighter or flashes faster? Fuck you, I'm going first bitch.

Traffic Lights - Besides being target practice for kamikaze rempits, it's completely useless. Everyone wants to beat the lights. Woo..nobody wants to enter a no-entry road, they just want to jump the lights. "These lights are so well timed, sometimes I think that it's impossible to jump it, not to mention the cop waiting around the corner." Really? If it's around midnight, and there aren't many cars on the road, most probably, you'd jump the light and ram into someone and die. "How you feeling bimbo? Feeling pretty good about yourself? No? That's impossible, you just did the impossible, you just jumped the red light."

Gym and Fitness - This doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if you managed to lift 250 lbs today. Why? Because you're at your favourite pub celebrating the occasion. "Great, moron, you mean you didn't know that having a cold beer with that steak will undo all that exercising you just did? Go figure. How about brain exercise? Read a dictionary. That usually works in extreme cases."

Proper dressing - Take this moron (above on the right, I'm sure the left one is a moron too, but lets not focus on him) for example. He's never heard of proper dressing for the occasion. "Hey jerk, we're not at Mickey Mouse's funeral." Some people have no clue when it comes to dressing. And they say "Hey man, I'm a geek, I study all day. I don't have time for personal grooming." Fuck off. Who cares about your personal grooming? Just fucking dress properly. If you want to look like a dick, do it by yourself or do it properly.(look below)

Attempted suicide - What the hell. Come on, you most probably suck at everything, i.e. your suicide attempt. And even when you're about to do society a huge favour, you can't get it right. You must suck really bad. When it doesn't happen the first time, please don't give up. You want that A so badly, study for it. It's the same. You want to die so badly, if it doesn't happen the first time, try and try again. Don't give up so easily. Be strong and persevere. "You mean the pills don't work, try a rope." There is however, a downside to the term "attempted suicide". It's bad enough that you suck at most things, now everyone knows that you've added one more item to your 'i-suck-so-bad' list. Hence, you are pointless and useless.