Rodeo Clowns and Bullshit riders

Come on, what the hell's with bull riding? It's fucking stupid and lame. I was scrolling through the tele channels when i stumbled upon this retarded 'sport'. It's not a sport. I'm not sure what it is, but I know it's not a sport. Always trust fucking Americans to come up with such stupid things to do. Fuck America.

So here's what Bullshit riding is all about. Bull riding is a rodeo sport that involves a rider getting on a large bull and attempting to stay mounted for at least 8 seconds. The rider tightly fastens one hand to the bull with a long braided rope. How clever! Jerk offs. The ride is scored from 0-100 points. Both the rider and the bull are awarded points. There are usually two judges, and each judge scores the bull from 0-50 points, and the rider from 0-50 points. It is the combined point totals of both judges that makes up the final score for the ride. Scores of zero are quite common as a lot of riders lose control of the animal almost immediately after the bull rages out of the bucking chute. However, many experienced professionals are able to gain scores of 75 or more. A score above 80 is considered exceptional, and a score in the 90s excellent. Great. "Dude, look at the size of that bull's balls, that must be 100 points there!!" Fucking stupid. Shit cocks.

Rodeo clowns, they're even dumber. What's a rodeo clown? Well, its a bunch of morons dressed up as clowns, and their mission is to distract the bull when the bull rider falls off. What rubbish. Stupidity has a new meaning. Stupid Americans. How bored are you people? What's next? Riding frogs? Come on! Bah! Fuck!

All hail America, the ambassador of utter rubbish and the dumbest country in the world. Quite frankly, Americans are really stupid. So fuck America. Bastards!

GET A LIFE!!